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Saturday, April 29, 2006


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HAPPY OR SAD?

you know the difference is 1K?
i know i shall not be greedy..
and shld be happy... but the
difference is 1K!!! 1K!!! 1K!!!
you know 1K!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!

really man.. 1k.. hai.. 1k..
so sad... really so dampen my
so damn happy / excited mood today
but then at least its something..
i shld be happy n not be greedy..
what i've learnt is nvr be greedy..
be happy with what you have, you
live a better happier and more
wonderful life....

but then again its 1k...
sigh... 1k...
=something to laugh abt=

A = remember to ask your friend get
with at least 3 ports.

B = huh.. 3 ports? for wat?

A = 3 com wat!!

B = wah lau eh.. wireless leh..
you wana use wire plug to com ar?

A = diam diam...

A is my brother... B is me....
the conversation is abt a wireless router.
i wonder how dumb can my bro get?
den i remembered that every 7 secs..
or isit 7 mins? [ something along that line]
guys Tink abt sex... so i guess can't expect
too much from them lar..



| The.Goodbye. 4/29/2006 08:47:00 PM |

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had a darn full dinner/supper yesterday..gawd..

f.u.c.k.i.n.g. tired.
having fucking bad spine/ribcage aches.
the darn particular palm is still numb[its been 3days]
presentation not finished yet.
One of the nicest colleague from Malaysia[the only one who is nice]
left the company yesterday.
And come end of May.. another 2 leaving from Singapore.
I wana slp in the office now...
counting down to 2May. the day that i make it
or break it and look like idiot.

Conclusion
I m just a pile of rubbish.

Pick me up and dust me off
when my smile gets old and faded
wait around i'll smile again
it shouldn't be so complicated
just hold me and then
just hold me again
Can you help me when i'm bent



| The.Goodbye. 4/29/2006 09:37:00 AM |

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Friday, April 28, 2006


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Examples of why i get so fucked up when i tok to the MALAYSIAN SIDE


-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
titles change to categories

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
alright no problem anything else?

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
wait rrr

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
need to revise this paragraph...

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
This month be amazed by the selection of titles we have on Discounts from Juvenile Fiction, Hobbies / D.I.Y., Parenting to Self - Help categories. From books for your little ones to improvements on your home and books for your very own needs. Browse through our wide selection of books NOW!

**-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
change to

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
change the discount to caps lock

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
DISCOUNT

-=Sir Vincent the Great =- says:
thats all

yah in the midst of the part **
there was alot of typing going round..[msn can see]
den .. the changes is just change the word to caps..
sometimes i duno wat to say.. its like there is nothing
to be changed.. he just wana change.. and show his
authority... i tink is damn fucking dumb so fucking
childish... and damn fucking irritating..



| The.Goodbye. 4/28/2006 03:00:00 PM |

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the date has set. 2nd May 2006 11am... doomsday.

mourn for the death sentence to come.

i haven really prepare a shit.

but i got plenty of work on hands

dun tell me to arrange my time properly.

its hard when everyday Both Singapore and
Malaysia side.. keep bombarding me with work.

let hope tml will be a better day den.

fck.. fuck no shite.. shit... damn



| The.Goodbye. 4/28/2006 01:39:00 AM |

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Thursday, April 27, 2006


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the day was well enjoyed..
gd toks n great beef noodles

its good to know that there
are people who tinks the same
way that i do i guess

tho' the whole day struggle with
work and the whole day having to
comply to the fact that one side
of my hand is feeling numb constantly
i guess its not too bad.

tml at work is another fuck up day
i wana blog soo much abt the shit
but i can't yes i can't.. fuck



| The.Goodbye. 4/27/2006 02:30:00 AM |

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006


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So who is the porn addict?

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
my com now dammmmm lag

Pei says:
watch porn si bo!

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
kns..

Pei says:
dats y will lag

Pei says:
bro bro

Pei says:
notti ah

Pei says:
kinky in office uh

Pei says:
hahahahahhaa

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
too many application lar.. biangz.

Porn Addict... no no not me... PEI..
HAHAHA people with experience knows..
it will lag when watching porn...
.. isit true?... i was just guessing lar..



| The.Goodbye. 4/26/2006 05:18:00 PM |

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006


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i tell u.. the 2 of u val n pei nvr fail to make me laugh with the conversation we have on msn... LOL so here it goes.. take note of the part with the *

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
eee that is so scary... man... is it trute that ppl who are born on the same day.. really behave so similar?

Pei says:
yeah

Pei says:
hahahahhaaa

*Pei says:
so i wonder...do i behave like utt?

Pei says:
=x

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
LOL

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
wah biangz.. i feel like bloggin this part on my blogger.. wa

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
ok u know wat i m gona blog

Pei says:
dun ah

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
WAHHA u cannot stop me!

ok thats for now.. LOL



| The.Goodbye. 4/25/2006 10:26:00 AM |

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first thing the best thing that i've done today!
I HELP MY MOM MOPPED THE FLOOR!!! YES I DID!!
AFTER YEARS OF NT HELPING! WAHAHAHA oh she was in
a huge shock... when i volunteer... LOL. if u remembered
i said i felt like mopping the floor just maybe weeks ago..

ok.. other dan dat.. corridor is running around the
computer table.. haha

back to the main point today...
work was shit. yes.. the whole day i got bombarded by
our malaysian side... its really like shit.. really
ridiculous ppl.. dragging my time for my presentation.. hai
n royston just asked me abt the presentation.. hai.. i m
in utter stress... now hai... this time.. i tink.. i m soo
screwwwwed.. lar.. sianz...

sign off



| The.Goodbye. 4/25/2006 12:34:00 AM |

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Sunday, April 23, 2006


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ok like i said wana blog abt yesterday..
den again like i said nonsense packed.
it was very relaxing.... haha

my mum saw me smoking at the kitchen..
she asked me if i m smoking.. i said yes.
she said some things..
i continued smoking.. hmm
n i went to smoke again ... hmm
yah so i guess from nw on i can smoke at hm!
haha



| The.Goodbye. 4/23/2006 08:42:00 PM |

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today is defintely fun..
nonsense packed..

to Conclude for now..
i m tired.. will blog tml.
when i can actually rem...
LOL



| The.Goodbye. 4/23/2006 04:25:00 AM |

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Saturday, April 22, 2006


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ok i fell aslp..
since no boss is around.
LOL

Cold storage.. cash register
has really interesting buttons on it..
like how they have illustration of old
man on their total and cash button.. LOL
and a finger illustration at the enter button..
OH OH OH.. haha i wonder if its all the same
at all cold storage or izit just that one we went
yesterday... LOL

and the small lil green kiwi berries aren't that sucky..
HAHA

its only 10+.. ok back to slp.. den..



| The.Goodbye. 4/22/2006 10:15:00 AM |

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Friday, April 21, 2006


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its this good or bad?

first of all congrats me of being a project manager again...
[like i really feel happy abt it]

second... this is really shit.[so pity me]

so here is how this go.. k..
i need to revamp.. our resturant website...[how nice]
yes.. its seems like so easy... its not.. its a whole
new revamp!.. yes a whole new one.. .. u know those..
with flash banner? n all whole new template? u know?
i need to re-lay them out.. via links? so far i counted...
at least 12 links... yes... 12... which also means 12 pages..
to do.. [ come on give me a pat on the shoulders ]

when i tot this is as bad as it can get..... i recieved 2 emails..

first one ------
Hi Chris,

As spoken, you will be the Project Manager in-charge of the revamp of the MXXnfXXh website.

Things you would need to do:

1. A flow chart of how the navaigation is like
2. The different sections
3. Content (can be the current one or a updated one)
4. Photo Taking, if necessary
5. How we can collect database (Eg: "Sign up for our mailing list for the latest promotions)

6. Draft of the new website

Feel free to ask me if you are not sure of any sections.

the worse one is this next email
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Hi Chris,


I believe Andy has spoken to you on the following already and I think it’s a good opportunity to showcase your skills and creativity.

Do take some time for your preparations and once you are ready, please set up a meeting to present your ideas and action plan. I am looking at some time next week for the presentation. Do let both of us know the presentation date and time.

I look forward to your presentation. Do put in your best efforts.

Regards,
Royston

yes.. u see the presentation part? yes.. meeting.. with the boss... n i will be
the one presenting! [ kill me pls ]

and did u see when he wants it? next week?... yes i haven done a shit.. actually
i only did a mock for the frontpage.. thats all.. i haven plan...haven prepared...
n i need to do a presentation.. n go meeting with the boss.. u know.. meeting.. wah..
Andy said most prob i wun kena meeting one.. nw i kena.. he also said once kena.. sure keep kena-ing one.. [ somebody push me down ]

ok i sound like i m freaking out... i tink i m kinda. cos.. presentation.. u know present my idea.. .. its easy when its in school.. but nw.. its different lar.. its my first time doing it.. like in the meeting.. i m the one doing all the toking.. gawd... [ok calm down.. i dun wan another panic attack]

i tink now.. i need to stop fooling around in the office.. n start on this shit.
come to tink of it... nw i m a...
Photographer... [not exactly but i m a photography major]
Graphic designer/ illustrator [ my previous job]
marketing executive [ that only do designs.. n website/ flash]
and last but nt least.. a slacker..

i guess i m not too bad aftall? [ ok i know u ppl are puking.. ]

sign off for now.



| The.Goodbye. 4/21/2006 02:08:00 AM |

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Thursday, April 20, 2006


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Hawaiian
Drum-
Lets
&
15 flashes of lightning
at the same spot.

the best part goes here...

[Jon.. says:
its made of kangaroo skin..

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
u animal skin killer

[Jon.. says:
....they ar..

[Jon.. says:
not me.

[Jon.. says:
i just buy and wear.

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
haha wat the...

[Jon.. says:
ahaha

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
wat the fuck i like this

[Jon.. says:
hahha...

misused; I'm your leading deletion says:
i m gona blog this

and that i did.. LOL



| The.Goodbye. 4/20/2006 12:56:00 AM |

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Monday, April 17, 2006


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no i don't wana hear u say that everything will be wonderful now



| The.Goodbye. 4/17/2006 09:44:00 AM |

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Monday, April 10, 2006


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Monday blue... more like Monday slpy diease
can't wait for the long weekend this week..
haha

missing my marissa



| The.Goodbye. 4/10/2006 05:16:00 PM |

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Tuesday, April 04, 2006


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I M SO SLPY LAR!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MAN!!! SHALL ZzzzZzZz
early tonite man.. so TIRED!
FUCK YOU![eminem just said that in the song]
HAHAHA lame lar...
slp... slp.... slp....
THIS WEEK HAIRCUT! YES! YES!...lalalala

Andy going to Hongkong on Thursday..
hmmm..... hahahahaha...
i hope the other 2 boss... leave early lar
and that kpo short guy also.. scram off..

ok lar.. sianz alrdy duno wat to blog..
i wana slp.. lar



| The.Goodbye. 4/04/2006 03:40:00 PM |

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Monday, April 03, 2006


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i tink.. now the time has come
to see me fall down.
i duno wats wrong with me.



| The.Goodbye. 4/03/2006 05:42:00 PM |

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ok lets start this exciting post!
AHAHAHAHA

Yesterday ard 1+am val drove her dad's car
down to pick me up to go lil india Mustafa Centre
hahaha i tell u.. it was damn funny n crappy lar
in the process val managed to drove past a few amber lights
and... a Red Light!... WAHAHAHA it was damn funny lar..
hahaha i tell u its like damn fun lar n how our communication
break down with the indian stalls there... when we are trying
to order prata.. so we decided to go ATAR.... haha at hougang
aft that val sent me home. val now u know how to go my house fr
ur area alrdy aye? hahaahhaa it was damn fun lar.. really esp
the beat the red light part.. hahaha how shock are we... hahaha



| The.Goodbye. 4/03/2006 09:02:00 AM |

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Sunday, April 02, 2006


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i haven really had a wink for the whole nite.
its hard to have proper rest..when i keep
having anxiety attacks. hai.. i hate this
shit.. i m still tinking if i shld go back to
the sinseh. hai.. sianz.. fuck this shit.



| The.Goodbye. 4/02/2006 11:42:00 AM |

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Saturday, April 01, 2006


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was on leave yesterday... tot i could res well
aft the CGH Trip... but who knows.. bfore i left
my house.. i bang my cute tiny lil toe..
on the edge of the bed......along with a loud crack..

SO since i m going to the hopsital so i mite as well
tell the farking doctor abt the toe.. guess wat he tell
me: 'we will do an X-Ray and see if its fracture.. if its
not den we will leave it alone[here comes the best part]
but even if its Fracture.. we will leave it alone.. too..
but we will know at least it fracture' i was kinda.. dumbfounded...
and i had to wait for 1hr 15mins till i can see him.. wtf..
is that.. waste my time n money.. den in the end... all he told
me is that .. there is no fracture.. and thats all.... fuckin waste
my time. so i decided to see the sinseh with VAl.. cos the toe is
causing me to limp.. badly.. can't even walk properly aft the sinseh..
is like so much better lar.. but still... hahaha n the bandage.. ahahaha
when we went to world of sports.... the salesperson was like looking at
val's both ankle[they were bandage too] and my right feet.. hahaha i
tink they must be wondering wat happen to the both of us... LOL.. ok lame
but its nt just one.. its a few stares.. hahaa by a few ppl.. ahaha but
it was fun hanging out with val.. been quite awhile since i know wat is fun

Was tinking of going to The Cathay... cos Andy will be DJ-ing there.. and
there is some flea market thingy.. but i wonder if i can go down.. with my
bandage leg.. but i will go down to TP Design Grad show.. and its so near..
oh well.. we see how.. haha den my birks is alil too small for my feet.. sianz
oh well gotta prepare.. alrdy. ciao



| The.Goodbye. 4/01/2006 12:52:00 PM |

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